{"id":22436,"date":"2023-01-31T17:25:55","date_gmt":"2023-01-31T16:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/?p=22436"},"modified":"2024-09-27T19:06:40","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:06:40","slug":"bouffe-de-flemme-de-ce-qui-traine-au-placard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/22436","title":{"rendered":"bouffe de flemme de ce qui traine au placard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hier j&rsquo;avais faim. Je me suis dit : faisons un truc viteuf. Or, j&rsquo;avais plus de nouilles, j&rsquo;avais plus de cr\u00e8me et surtout j&rsquo;avais la grosse flemme d&rsquo;aller faire des courses : he merde. Donc encore une fois j&rsquo;ai fouin\u00e9 les placards et encore une fois je me suis lanc\u00e9e dans un truc beaucoup trop long et sans savoir du tout o\u00f9 j&rsquo;allais comme chaque fois que j&rsquo;ai la flemme.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_22437\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22437\" class=\"wp-image-22437 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-718x957.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-718x957.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites1.jpg 1548w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-22437\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">j&rsquo;ai aucune id\u00e9e de ce que je fais<\/p><\/div>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai r\u00e9uni du poulet, des champignons noirs d\u00e9shydrat\u00e9s, des vermicelles de riz, de l&rsquo;ail, de la ciboule, un reste de poitrine fum\u00e9e, des galettes de riz. J&rsquo;ai r\u00e9fl\u00e9chi 3 secondes et j&rsquo;ai fait n&rsquo;imp, \u00e0 savoir : faire mariner un peu le poulet dans un m\u00e9lange jus de citron + plein d&rsquo;ail + un peu de sauce soja + un poil de miel apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;avoir d\u00e9bit\u00e9 en morceau. J&rsquo;ai cuit \u00e7a, et puis la poitrine fum\u00e9e aussi le temps que les vermicelles et les champis noirs trempent dans de l&rsquo;eau chaude et que je les essore. J&rsquo;ai m\u00e9lang\u00e9 le poulet cuit + vermicelles + champis + un oeuf + encore de l&rsquo;ail la ciboule hach\u00e9e. J&rsquo;ai coup\u00e9 la poitrine grill\u00e9e en bons morceaux, puis confectionn\u00e9 des pseudos nems avec les galettes de riz (tu sais comment \u00e7a marche je te fais pas le topo. si tu sais pas tu cherches comme une grande personne)<\/p>\n<p>voici le r\u00e9sultat \u00e9poustouflant :<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_22438\" style=\"width: 1558px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22438\" class=\"wp-image-22438 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1548\" height=\"2064\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2.jpg 1548w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2-718x957.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites2-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1548px) 100vw, 1548px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-22438\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">bites frites<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_22440\" style=\"width: 1558px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22440\" class=\"wp-image-22440 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1548\" height=\"2064\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4.jpg 1548w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4-718x957.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites4-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1548px) 100vw, 1548px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-22440\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">les bites croustillantes pr\u00eates \u00e0 \u00eatres servies bien hot<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_22439\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22439\" class=\"wp-image-22439 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-718x957.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-718x957.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/20230130_bites3.jpg 1548w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-22439\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">les bites croustillantes servies comme il faut avec une bonne sauce nuoc-mam-soja-sucre-je sais plus, salade et menthe. Comme des bites normales quoi.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>bah c&rsquo;\u00e9tait tr\u00e8s bon. A vous les studios.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hier j&rsquo;avais faim. Je me suis dit : faisons un truc viteuf. Or, j&rsquo;avais plus de nouilles, j&rsquo;avais plus de cr\u00e8me et surtout j&rsquo;avais la grosse flemme d&rsquo;aller faire des courses : he merde. 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