{"id":23146,"date":"2023-04-08T18:52:46","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T17:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/?p=23146"},"modified":"2024-09-27T19:07:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:07:05","slug":"survivre-a-paris-quand-on-est-pnuk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/23146","title":{"rendered":"survivre \u00e0 paris quand on est pnuk."},"content":{"rendered":"

quelle plaie c’est que d’\u00eatre d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment perrave\u00a0 tant et si bien que tous les clochards du quart nord est parisien vous refilent les bons plans crack et les meilleurs protips de places sous les ponts. Quel ennui que d’avoir un million de vieux libidineux en qu\u00eate de coups de cravache gratuits \u00e0 vous courir au train de punk \u00e0 clous. Quelle mis\u00e8re que de ne pas pouvoir siroter sa canette dans ses grosses docs sur les quais de seine sans se faire enquiquiner par la mar\u00e9chauss\u00e9e. Que faire ?<\/p>\n

Poucrave va vous donner sa meilleure astuce sympa et pas ch\u00e8re pour feinter toute la population parisienne d’un coup\u00a0 et se faufiler d’un arrondissement \u00e0 l’autre ni vu ni connu !\u00a0 he bien oui, poucrave a r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 tout.<\/p>\n

mat\u00e9riel :
\n-un bracelet chin\u00e9 \u00e0 pigalle
\n-du blanco
\n-de la patience (juste un peu)<\/p>\n

proc\u00e9d\u00e9 :
\n-mettre le blanco sur le bracelet
\net voil\u00e0 !<\/p>\n

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tw\u00e8s chic<\/p><\/div>\n

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et voil\u00e0 ! \u00e0 bient\u00f4t pour notre prochain article qui portera sur l’am\u00e9nagement \u00e0 la truelle d’un perf rose m\u00e9tallis\u00e9 trouv\u00e9 dans une poubelle pour vos prochaines soir\u00e9es disco !
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#ParisFashion #astucecheap #quefairquandonressembe\u00e0unclodoalorsquonespnuk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

quelle plaie c’est que d’\u00eatre d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment perrave\u00a0 tant et si bien que tous les clochards du quart nord est parisien vous refilent les bons plans crack et les meilleurs protips de places sous les ponts. Quel ennui que d’avoir un … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[73,160],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mort-travaux","category-perrave-fashion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgfUHY-61k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23146"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24081,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23146\/revisions\/24081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}