{"id":27048,"date":"2024-02-27T13:20:46","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T12:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/?p=27048"},"modified":"2024-09-27T19:06:39","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:06:39","slug":"frites-revolutionnaires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/27048","title":{"rendered":"frites r\u00e9volutionnaires"},"content":{"rendered":"

aujourd’hui je me suis demand\u00e9 quoi faire \u00e0 manger \u00e0 part des grosses frites au four, et j’ai fait des frites au four, mais fines : la r\u00e9volution.<\/p>\n

Ingr\u00e9dients :<\/strong>
\n-patates
\n-huile
\n-une cigarette roul\u00e9e
\n-un logo moche
\n-photoshop<\/p>\n

temps de pr\u00e9paration :<\/strong> environ 10mn
\ntemps de cuisson :<\/strong> un peu moins d’un fumage de roul\u00e9e + un d\u00e9tournement foireux de logo pourri.<\/p>\n

Peler les patates (quantit\u00e9 \u00e0 voir en fonction des voracit\u00e9s en pr\u00e9sence). Les couper, mais finement plut\u00f4t qu’en gros, environ 3\/4 mm d’\u00e9paisseur.\u00a0 Laver, essuyer, et m\u00e9langer avec un peu d’huile pendant que le four pr\u00e9chauffe (ici \u00e0 180\u00b0 mais \u00e7a d\u00e9pend du four). \u00c9taler les frites sur la plaque de four pr\u00e9alablement recouverte de papier cuisson en les alignant bien pour profiter au maximum de la surface (faites le faire par un psychopathe de l’organisation), enfourner.<\/p>\n

Fumer les 3\/4 d’une roul\u00e9e en scrollant des vid\u00e9os de \u00ab\u00a0custom DIY\u00a0\u00bb de gens qui ont des soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de cadeaux de f\u00eate des m\u00e8res d\u00e9j\u00e0 faits sur instagram en vous exclamant toutes les 2 secondes \u00ab\u00a0putain mais c’est nuuuuul\u00a0\u00bb (suggestion non contractuelle)<\/p>\n

T\u00e9l\u00e9charger un logo moche pour le d\u00e9tourner sur photoshop. Une image vaut tout un tas de mots, voici donc un exemple :<\/p>\n

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stup\u00e9fiant<\/p><\/div>\n

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Ne perdez pas une seconde apr\u00e8s avoir fini le caviardage, la frite fine cuite rapidement !<\/p>\n

Et bon app\u00e9tit bien s\u00fbr.<\/p>\n

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aujourd’hui je me suis demand\u00e9 quoi faire \u00e0 manger \u00e0 part des grosses frites au four, et j’ai fait des frites au four, mais fines : la r\u00e9volution. Ingr\u00e9dients : -patates -huile -une cigarette roul\u00e9e -un logo moche -photoshop temps … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-grande-bouffe","category-mort-travaux"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgfUHY-72g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27048"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27531,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27048\/revisions\/27531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}