{"id":28343,"date":"2020-07-15T15:17:02","date_gmt":"2020-07-15T14:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/?p=28343"},"modified":"2024-09-27T19:06:41","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T18:06:41","slug":"unpacking-lidl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/28343","title":{"rendered":"unpacking LIDL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>salut les perraves ! aujourd&rsquo;hui j&rsquo;ai tent\u00e9 une exp\u00e9rience sympathique consistant \u00e0 faire des courses en gueule de bois et affam\u00e9e, tout en ignorant la boulette de shit retrouv\u00e9e dans ma poche de veste. voici le r\u00e9sultat, attest\u00e9 par huissier, de l&rsquo;exp\u00e9rience.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-28302\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1-718x472.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1-718x472.png 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1-300x197.png 300w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1-768x505.png 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1-456x300.png 456w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl1.png 844w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><br \/>\nJe suis un r\u00e9gime pal\u00e9o strictement, comme vous pouvez le remarquer : z\u00e9ro truc sains. mon corps, tel celui de Lemmy, ne supporterait pas.<br \/>\nLes slips sont franchement somptueux, aucune raison d&rsquo;aller se ruiner \u00e0 Etam.<br \/>\nLes sandales en revanche sont apparemment con\u00e7ues pour le statique, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire \u00e0 \u00e9viter pour tout ce qui est plage dynamique et autre quais sportifs cet \u00e9t\u00e9, ou il faudra avancer par petits bonds.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-28303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2-718x472.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2-718x472.png 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2-300x197.png 300w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2-768x505.png 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2-456x300.png 456w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/20200715_lidl2.png 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><br \/>\nD\u00e9co : fleur du pays &amp; Burzum<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>salut les perraves ! aujourd&rsquo;hui j&rsquo;ai tent\u00e9 une exp\u00e9rience sympathique consistant \u00e0 faire des courses en gueule de bois et affam\u00e9e, tout en ignorant la boulette de shit retrouv\u00e9e dans ma poche de veste. voici le r\u00e9sultat, attest\u00e9 par huissier, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/28343\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mort-travaux"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgfUHY-7n9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29581,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28343\/revisions\/29581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}