{"id":30847,"date":"2024-12-24T11:50:53","date_gmt":"2024-12-24T10:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/?p=30847"},"modified":"2025-06-09T09:49:33","modified_gmt":"2025-06-09T08:49:33","slug":"comment-eviter-de-detruire-lunivers-quand-son-clic-clac-ikea-sest-ecroule-sous-son-cul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/30847","title":{"rendered":"comment \u00e9viter de d\u00e9truire l&rsquo;univers quand son clic-clac ikea s&rsquo;est \u00e9croul\u00e9 sous son cul ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>salut les filles !<\/p>\n<p>On est pas \u00e0 l&rsquo;abri de d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ments dans les locations, et qui dit catastrophe dit envie d&rsquo;\u00e9visc\u00e9rer son proprio en hurlant comme un d\u00e9ment, puis de cramer Paris puis de d\u00e9truire l&rsquo;univers,\u00a0 ce qui n&rsquo;est pas tr\u00e8s sexy et la concurrence est tr\u00e8s rude.<br \/>\ncomment g\u00e9rer l&rsquo;\u00e9croulement d&rsquo;un canap\u00e9-lit sans provoquer d&rsquo;apocalypse ? c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s simple gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 poucrave, de la gestion de l&rsquo;appel au proprio au montage du nouveau meuble ! z\u00e9ro effort pour un maximum d&rsquo;efficacit\u00e9 :<\/p>\n<p>Munissez vous d&rsquo;une ic\u00f4ne magique de votre choix, \u00e0 se mettre sous le nez aussi souvent que n\u00e9cessaire pour\u00a0 calmer vos nerfs :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20230718_magnum.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-29685 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20230718_magnum-189x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"189\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20230718_magnum-189x300.jpg 189w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/20230718_magnum.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 189px) 100vw, 189px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/20241116_alf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-30457 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/20241116_alf-300x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/20241116_alf-300x281.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/20241116_alf-320x300.jpg 320w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/20241116_alf.jpg 558w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/20241011_satanx.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-30095 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/20241011_satanx-189x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"189\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/20241011_satanx-189x300.jpg 189w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/20241011_satanx.jpg 718w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 189px) 100vw, 189px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-29026 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-718x957.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/20240725_bite.jpg 1548w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>pour le montage du meuble, y&rsquo;avait pas le pote bricolo dans les pi\u00e8ces fournies, sans dote un f\u00e2cheux oubli. Alors bon :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-30848\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea-1000x1333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea-1000x1333.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">et pour parfaire l&rsquo;outillage , un accessoire trouv\u00e9 dans le hall de l&rsquo;immeuble, \u00e7a tombe pile \u00e0 point pour se motiver :<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-30849\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2-1000x1333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2-1000x1333.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241222_ikea2.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>monrez le bazar, et reste plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 ranger et nettoyer les tas de cartons, sacs plastiques, vieux matelas, canettes vites, mugs \u00e9br\u00e9ch\u00e9s avec des fonds de caf\u00e9s, bouts de cro\u00fbtes de pizza froide, livres sur l&rsquo;exorcisme, sextoys, \u00e9pluchures de patates et humeur chafouine<\/p>\n<p>et enfin vous \u00eates fins pr\u00eat \u00e0 reprendre vos activit\u00e9s culturelles confortablement install\u00e9 comme un v\u00e9ritable adulte responsable !<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_30852\" style=\"width: 728px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30852\" class=\"wp-image-30852 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241224_canape.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"718\" height=\"957\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241224_canape.jpg 718w, http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/20241224_canape-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 718px) 100vw, 718px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-30852\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poucrave porte un \u00e9l\u00e9gant bonnet\u00a0 de saison design\u00e9 par Photoshop.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>salut les filles ! On est pas \u00e0 l&rsquo;abri de d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ments dans les locations, et qui dit catastrophe dit envie d&rsquo;\u00e9visc\u00e9rer son proprio en hurlant comme un d\u00e9ment, puis de cramer Paris puis de d\u00e9truire l&rsquo;univers,\u00a0 ce qui n&rsquo;est pas &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/archives\/30847\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mort-travaux"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pgfUHY-81x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30854,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30847\/revisions\/30854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tanx.fr\/blogo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}